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100 Paranoia questions

Whisper the question, say only the name out loud. Whoever is named can drink to find out the question – or live with not knowing.

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Who here would make the worst secret agent?

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Paranoia is the question game where the answer is public and the question stays secret. The generator does the thinking: pass the phone to your neighbour, read the question, say a name. Without alcohol, flip a coin to decide whether the question gets revealed.

All 100 questions

  1. Who here would make the worst secret agent?
  2. Who in this room is most likely to leave a party wearing someone else’s shoes?
  3. Who here has the most embarrassing playlist?
  4. Who would be the getaway driver in a bank heist?
  5. Who here would die first in a horror movie?
  6. Who in this room would survive a zombie apocalypse the longest?
  7. Who here has the most unread messages right now?
  8. Who would get hopelessly lost in IKEA?
  9. Who here would use their lifeline on the very first question of a quiz show?
  10. Who in this group is most likely to start a podcast that nobody listens to?
  11. Who sends the longest voice notes?
  12. Who here is most likely to send a private message to the group chat by accident?
  13. Who in this room would be the first one voted off a reality show?
  14. Who here would get into an argument with their sat nav?
  15. Who has the weirdest search history?
  16. Who in this room can’t keep a secret for more than five minutes?
  17. Who here would be the best bluffer at poker night?
  18. Who would ignore every clue in an escape room and just pull on the doors?
  19. Who here secretly watches ahead on a show you’re supposed to watch together?
  20. Who in this group would be the flatmate who never takes the bins out?
  21. Who here would walk backwards for a whole day for a hundred bucks?
  22. Who is most likely to throw a birthday party for their pet?
  23. Who here would be the most annoying passenger on a road trip?
  24. Who in this room would lose their passport on day one of a holiday?
  25. Who here makes friends with total strangers on trains?
  26. Who would last the shortest time without their phone?
  27. Who here would grab their phone first in a fire drill?
  28. Who in this room has the most photos of food on their phone?
  29. Who here is most likely to be famous one day?
  30. Who would go viral by accident?
  31. Who here would be the most chaotic teacher ever?
  32. Who in this group would forget their own birthday?
  33. Who here would buy a cake and swear they baked it themselves?
  34. Who would set the kitchen on fire on a cooking show?
  35. Who here is the most ruthless Monopoly player?
  36. Who in this room flips the board when they’re losing a game?
  37. Who here would pretend to be a celebrity to get into a club?
  38. Who kills houseplants the fastest?
  39. Who here would give a way-too-long speech at a wedding?
  40. Who in this room secretly binge-watches trashy reality TV?
  41. Who here has the most browser tabs open right now?
  42. Who would lose it first on a desert island?
  43. Who here would actually thrive on a desert island?
  44. Who in this group is most likely to write a complaint email to a supermarket?
  45. Who here would turn out to be the killer in a murder mystery?
  46. Who would be the detective who cracks the case?
  47. Who here is most likely to go to the wrong airport?
  48. Who in this room says “five minutes away” when they haven’t even left the house?
  49. Who here hogs the mic at karaoke?
  50. Who is always first on the dance floor?
  51. Who here would sign up for a one-way trip to Mars?
  52. Who in this room would panic first in a power cut?
  53. Who here would post a selfie with a celebrity at least three times?
  54. Who would end up buying something from a cold caller?
  55. Who here always has three screws left over after building flat-pack furniture?
  56. Who in this group brings the worst Secret Santa gift?
  57. Who here goes all out for a fancy dress party?
  58. Who would make it furthest on a TV talent show?
  59. Who here has the most creative excuses for being late?
  60. Who in this room fakes a phone call to avoid talking to someone?
  61. Who here would be the villain in an action movie?
  62. Who is most likely to accidentally call their boss “Mum”?
  63. Who here would queue the longest for free food?
  64. Who in this room would use a time machine to check the lottery numbers first?
  65. Who here has the best poker face?
  66. Who actually pays up when they lose a bet?
  67. Who here sneaks the last slice of pizza?
  68. Who in this group says yes to a spontaneous road trip without thinking?
  69. Who here is most likely to text their ex at 3 a.m.?
  70. Who has had the weirdest first date?
  71. Who here would cause the most drama on a reality show?
  72. Who in this room would be the perfect wingman?
  73. Who here plans the group holiday down to the minute with a spreadsheet?
  74. Who would spend an entire holiday by the pool and see nothing else?
  75. Who here is most likely to accidentally order something gross abroad?
  76. Who in this room would join a flash mob without hesitation?
  77. Who here would accidentally say their real name during a heist?
  78. Who is most likely to come home with a llama as a pet?
  79. Who here has the most subscriptions they never use?
  80. Who in this group would spend all Sunday in pyjamas?
  81. Who here would fall for a phishing email?
  82. Who would run the fan club for a cheesy boy band?
  83. Who here wouldn’t survive two days in a village without Wi-Fi?
  84. Who in this room hides in the kitchen at parties?
  85. Who here is always the last one to leave the party?
  86. Who slips out of every party without saying goodbye?
  87. Who here would enter a talent show with the strangest talent?
  88. Who in this room would wave at a TV camera in the background of a live broadcast?
  89. Who here tells the same story the most?
  90. Who would regift a present to the person who gave it to them?
  91. Who here would take a taxi to go 200 metres?
  92. Who in this group gets caught cheating at board games the fastest?
  93. Who here would have been the court jester in medieval times?
  94. Who gets homesick first on a trip around the world?
  95. Who here gives names to their gadgets?
  96. Who in this room leaves messages on read for days?
  97. Who here takes the most screenshots of group chats?
  98. Who would be abducted by aliens first in a sci-fi film?
  99. Who here would head out at 3 a.m. for a kebab?
  100. Who in this room will regret the most tomorrow about what was said tonight?

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